He dresses like The Fonz and thinks he's as bad-ass as white bread, but in reality Mo is a softy looking for a nice girl and a cruisy job. Unfortunately he gets thrown into the deep end of Sydney's seedy crime scene and has no choice but to harden the fuck up. Cause it won't be easy to find a nice girl if Mr. Motherfucker cuts his cock off.
Played by Gary Brun (NIDA, Home and Away)
You shake his hand - you count your fingers after! Mr. Motherfucker is one bad... well... motherfucker. Wanted in over 287 countries for murder, trafficking, torture and unpaid speeding fines, Mr. Motherfucker is as smooth as the inside of a teenage hooker's thigh. When Mo and Curly get mixed up with him, their days and their cocks are numbered! Numbered zero.
Played by Terry Serio (Shout, 33 Postcards)
At the heart of it all, Curly is basically a nice guy. He never hurt anyone, never lost his temper, never dreamed of becoming a criminal. But as has always been the case, nice guys finish last, and through no fault of his own Curly finds himself completely fucked on time and time again. Mo's younger brother and partner in crime, does Curly's selflessness prevail in saving the boys cocks? Doubtful.
Played by Andrew Lindqvist (NIDA, Sam Fox)
Jason is a piece of shit. Not much more needs to be said. He beat up on Asian exchange students in high school and tried desperately hard to screw all his mate's mums. Unfortunately in Mo's case, he succeeded, and he takes great joy in the retelling of his sexual adventures with Helen. Mo can't stand the guy, but when shit hits the fan, Jason becomes a necessary evil in defeating Mr. Motherfucker.
Played by John Harding (NIDA, Felony)
Diamond Jack is the last of the gentlemen bushrangers. He never shot anyone who didn't deserve it nor broke a heart that wasn't asking for it. With charm and swagger in bucketloads he once had the entire NSW police force in his back pocket. But they were the good old days, and everything has an expiry date, Diamond Jack included. A career crim by trade, the last thing he wants is for his two sons Mo and Curly to get caught up in the game. But an untimely accident means they won't have much of a choice. Diamond Jacks tab is about to run out.
Played by Tony Bonner (Skippy, The Man from Snowy River)
She had the best education money could buy, daddy's Black AMEX and a promising modelling career. But there was something missing - danger with a capital D - and she found it in the arms of a deranged sociopath. As Mr. Motherfucker's main squeeze, Alisha gets to play out her fantasy of a femme-fatale in a dying city of scumbags. But nothing in life is free, and Mr. Motherfucker pays a hefty price for Alisha's 'assets' After all, cocaine ain't cheap!
Played by Alex Stamell
There's sick, and then there's sick. Hidden away on a country retreat well and truly off the map, The Professor is the only person who could rival Mr. Motherfucker for sheer fuckedupness. When the boys arrive to ask for a favour, it quickly becomes apparent they've made a mistake which will cost them more than just their cocks.
Played by Johnny Boxer (Fat Pizza, The Great Gatsby)
Helen is a good woman with a taste for bad men. She has a list ten metres long of former flames who did hard time, and her only hope in life is that her son Mo and surrogate son Curly don't end up like their father Diamond Jack. One day she finally breaks and runs away, leaving her boys in a mess that only mummy can get them out of. Full of grit and sexual prowess, she's also the only one who can keep Jason in check!
Played by Heather Mitchell (Spellbinder, The Great Gatsby)
Luigi is a family man with a wife, two kids and a labrador named Pete. Unfortunately for him he's a few chromosomes short of the full deal and consequently never had a lot of career prospects. So when he read an ad on Gumtree to be Mr. Motherfucker's full-time henchman, he didn't have much choice but apply. He doesn't like the work he has to do, but he has to put bread on the table somehow, otherwise Pete might starve, nevermind the kids.